Thursday, 23 October 2014

WHAT WAS THAT???

It sounded gentle and soft that no one  could barely hear it,
As Funmi slightly tilted her bum,
It made its escape out of the hole.
In seconds,it had diffused into the air,
"Hmmm" the young lady who sat beside   her shrugged,
With a confused face,
The lady asked "What was that?"
"Huh? What?" wearing an innocent look,
Funmi questioned "What do you mean?"
"That odour" the lady replied.
"Odour? I perceive nothing" Funmi replied
After about 15seconds,
Beautiful lady couldn't take it no more,
She stood up and walked out;
To receive fresh air I suppose.
  "Damn! I never knew it would smell this bad" Funmi hit herself as she looked guilty.
  But to be truthful,it smelt like
  A combination of rotten eggs and a pot  of 3-days old beans covered,unwarmed.
  Guess what that was?!
  It was A FART!!!
   

 

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