WHAT WAS THAT???

It sounded gentle and soft that no one  could barely hear it,
As Funmi slightly tilted her bum,
It made its escape out of the hole.
In seconds,it had diffused into the air,
"Hmmm" the young lady who sat beside   her shrugged,
With a confused face,
The lady asked "What was that?"
"Huh? What?" wearing an innocent look,
Funmi questioned "What do you mean?"
"That odour" the lady replied.
"Odour? I perceive nothing" Funmi replied
After about 15seconds,
Beautiful lady couldn't take it no more,
She stood up and walked out;
To receive fresh air I suppose.
  "Damn! I never knew it would smell this bad" Funmi hit herself as she looked guilty.
  But to be truthful,it smelt like
  A combination of rotten eggs and a pot  of 3-days old beans covered,unwarmed.
  Guess what that was?!
  It was A FART!!!
   

 

REAL MEN DON'T RAPE

God where is your face? Why have you decided to sit and watch men defile young girls around the globe? It hasn't been this hard on me since I've been reading RAPE stories. Jeez! I woke up today to over 5 different rape stories within 3hours. Rape cases are on the increase and to think these rapists are human is totally baffling. Abi how will a rightful thinking man of 20 rape an 18months old toddler or how do you explain the case of a "so called" Nigerian corp member (educated illiterate) rape a 5year old girl? and so on. Its bizzare,its crazy,it makes no sense! When they are being interviewed, they will say its the devil (na devil carry your blokos enter the pikin tin?) Ah ah! E beeru olorun eyin okunrin wonyi(You these men, fear God!). My prayer for these so called rapists is simple "The God of these girls(both young and older girls)y'all are defiling is not asleep and will definitely purnish you in a terrible way" cos RAPE is hard to deal/live with. A lot of these raped girls die as a result of the traumatic experience/having to deal with the fact that they have been raped and therefore see no good in themselves. They take their own lives if they are not quickly helped. You rape young,you rape old,its bad. You feel like? Go and get married or visit prostitutes and do whatever you want to do and stop defiling innocent people. I'm done!!! #FixItJesus

LESSONS FROM ANTS

  I just left the bath and had my towel wrapped round my chest.
  I sat on the soft sofa at one end of the room cos I had just received malaria treatment (alpha-beta arteeter injection) before leaving for the bath.
  I was weak,tired and feeling dizzy at the same time. "This injection has commenced work", I said to myself.
  Let me quickly get dressed and lie down. "What dress would I wear now?", I thought. "Why don't you put on a silky dress to avoid feeling hot and make you feel relaxed?", I suggested to myself.
  "OK, which of the silky dresses am I putting on now oooooh?" *thinking*
  As I got lost in thought of what to wear,something caught my attention on the wall.
  Guess what?! There were 2 tiny ants exchanging pleasantries. Huh? Ants? Pleasantries? Yeah!
  I see this everyday but never took it serious neither did I take cognizance of it.
  They were coming from opposite directions and as they approached and crwaled towards each other. They faced themselves and when they met at a spot,they touched each other with their heads for about 2seconds and went their separate ways.
  That scene looked so cute and enviable.
  Then thoughts danced in my head,  "Only IF humans could be this friendly and homely with each other like the ants"
   "Ants know how to relate among themselves without beefing or snobbing each other"
   "Ants are cooperative and united compared to we humans".
  "If ants that are lesser animals can be this organized and also understand each other so well, then we higher animals(according to biology) have no shame".
  As these thoughts sprung in my head,I slept off.
  Have a totally beautiful weekend❤✌